Are you sick of all the calls? All the bullying? All the incredible bull? Well, don't declare bankruptcy - declare war on greedy banks and collection agencies. That's right! Stop being afraid to answer the phone. Pick it up when they call. Then click on the SOUND EFFECTS below to pretend you're on the toilet, making love, having root canal work, even pinned down in a battle zone! So don't wait another minute! Click on ANY sound to make their pointy little heads POUND!

PAY THOSE DAMN BANKS? NO THANKS!

Outraged by credit card fees and banks that got billions - but won't give you a break? Join the club! That's why you're TOTALLY justified in making bill collectors wish they had dialed the wrong number. This book's hilarious debt-defying techniques include:

• THE "DEAD DOG" SCHEME
• THE "CIA PARANOIA" PLOY
• THE "BUY-SEXUAL" STRATEGY
• THE "EMERGENCY ROOM" RUSE
• THE "DUBIOUS DRACULA" EFFECT
• THE "ULTIMATE FARTING" FIASCO
• THE "ALIEN ABDUCTION" APPROACH
• THE "MULTIPLE PERSONALITY" MANUEVER

They said you were Pre-Approved. They said you were a Preferred Customer. They said get the credit you deserve. Now they're calling you up ten times a day. Enough, we say! Put bill collectors on hold PERMANENTLY!
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